How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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