Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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