I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
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