Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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