Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
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Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
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I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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