i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
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Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
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WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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