We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Randomize
