i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
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Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
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He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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