That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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