He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Oh god it's open bar.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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