Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
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When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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