We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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