Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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