Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
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All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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