Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
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