you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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