idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
