I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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