yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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