if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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