Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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