WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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