Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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