You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
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In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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