we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
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In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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