he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
