i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
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Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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