i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
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Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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