his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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