He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
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This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
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Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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