You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
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pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
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And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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