I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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