I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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