You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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