sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
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I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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