Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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