I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
People in love make me want to vomit
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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