What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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