i jhust puked up my retainher.
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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