Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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