I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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