bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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