Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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