You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
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You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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