i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
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Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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