I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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