I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
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I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
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Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
try to milk me bitch
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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