Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
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It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
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1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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