I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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