The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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