he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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