help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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