Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
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I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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Gay?
German.
Pity.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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