About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
