don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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