need another drink. this is the easiest way
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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