help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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