I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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