Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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