found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
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so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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